December 2010
...where...is 4chan...
Stop making a fool out of me, why don't you come...
They can be real hard-ass dickheads.
causbelli:
mamaumbridge:
What the hell is the matter with you guys? Oh shit!
You guys are kids! I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards!
I mean—I mean “Shoot…I gotta watch my damn mouth around you little bastards.”
When the person you like talks about the person...
olliemaxwell:
discoverwhoiam:
Popper
mom: check the turkey popper.
me: what?
mom: THE POPPER!!!!
Someday
Mom: Someday i want to hold a penguin and rub its belly. It looks so soft.
She and Him
Easy to Please
Me: Hey, is it okay if I see a movie?
Dad: Yes.
Me: Thanks.
Dad: I’m proud of who you are
Twister: The Hot Spot
mom: whats that game where you put your hands and feet on the colors and it can get kinda dirty.
Josh Farro Issues His Own Statement On Paramore
propertyofzack:
Josh Farro, formerly of Paramore, has issued his own statement regarding his and his brother’s departure from the band. In his statement he goes into full detail, insisting that the band was a product from day one and that it was completely under the control of Hayley Williams, her father, and management, not the band as one. There is much more beyond the shocking statement...
i've always been able to tell the difference...
fuckyeahprettygirls:
it was like a competition when i was younger. the girls would be like OMG I LOVE MARY-KATE (and then point to ashley) and i’d be like
“UM EXCUSE ME WRONG ONE BITCH NICE TRY BETTER LUCK NEXT YEAR THANKS FOR PLAYING CYA L8R ALLAG8R”
and then everyone would get all angry like “HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THAT FOR SURE YOU’RE LYING AREN’T YOU” and i’d just be like
and then i’d go...